We'll fall like angels if we lose what matters.
as-adorable-derps-do:

j-wolf-harding:

demons:

The immediate reaction of German POWs upon being forced by the US Army to watch to the uncensored footage of the concentration camps shot by the US Signal Corps.

People often forget that most of the German troops had no idea about what was going on, they weren’t all fanatic Nazis bent on genocide, they were just regular soldiers who answered the call when their country went to war.

^ This

as-adorable-derps-do:

j-wolf-harding:

demons:

The immediate reaction of German POWs upon being forced by the US Army to watch to the uncensored footage of the concentration camps shot by the US Signal Corps.

People often forget that most of the German troops had no idea about what was going on, they weren’t all fanatic Nazis bent on genocide, they were just regular soldiers who answered the call when their country went to war.

^ This

disneyismyescape:

peetasboxers:

samkind:

last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF FELL OFF AND DRAMATICALLY BROKE ON THE GROUND SO HE WAS LIKE OK WOW STAY THERE. AND HE CAME BACK W/ A CHURRO HE BOUGHT ME FOOD IT COUNTS AS A DATE MY FIRST DATE WAS WITH PETER PAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE

this is my favorite post 

OMFG

disneyismyescape:

peetasboxers:

samkind:

last friday i went to disneyland and i had a mickey ice cream bar but then i saw peter pan and asked for a picture with him so he jokingly took away my ice cream saying “sweet thanks!!” bUT HE DIDNT KNOW THAT IT WAS BROKEN AND THE TOP HALF FELL OFF AND DRAMATICALLY BROKE ON THE GROUND SO HE WAS LIKE OK WOW STAY THERE. AND HE CAME BACK W/ A CHURRO HE BOUGHT ME FOOD IT COUNTS AS A DATE MY FIRST DATE WAS WITH PETER PAN WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH YOUR LIFE

this is my favorite post 

OMFG

callurn:

cyanide123:

callurn:

if a girl is angry about something and you blame it on her period, you deserve a high five

with a car

You’re on your period right?

I am a 17 year old boy

uhh-what-the:

Nightbloggers: A Series (#1)

welcometoellaytown:

egberts:

egberts:

why cant you surf microwaves

because theyre too small

THIS TOOK ME LITERALLY 5 FUCKING MINUTES TO GET

lookslikeazipper:

Right so im walking home and I see this guy rolling a cigarette under a streetlamp and when he clicked his lighter THE FUCKING STREETLIGHT WENT OUT

I stopped in my tracks and stared at this guy who looks up at me then to his lighter and hes as surprised as me then he takes his thumb off the trigger and THE STREETLIGHT TURNS BACK ON

HE GAVE THE MOST SURPRISED LOOK OF ANYONE EVER AND THEN SHOUTED “LATER MUGGLES” AND FUCKING RAN OFF

AM I DREAMING

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

leadinq:

THIS IS THE HAPPIEST GOAT I HAVE EVER SEEN OMFG JUST LOOK AT ITS FACE

storenumbersix:

Time and Relative Dimension In Space by wishfulpainting

storenumbersix:

Time and Relative Dimension In Space by wishfulpainting

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal
I’d say it’s pretty fucking
bananas